- Apr 23 @ 9:00pmGandhi Is That You?Lucky Jack's, Orchard Street, NY, United States
- Apr 26 @ 2:30amFlappers Comedy Club Burbank- Yoo Hoo Room102 East Magnolia, Burbank, CA 91502
- Apr 26 @ 11:00pmJoke TellersThe Clubhouse 1107-A El Centro, Los Angeles, California 90038
- Apr 27 @ 3:00amTomorrow! with Ron LynchThe Steve Allen Theater 4773 Hollywood Blvd. LA, CA 90027
.@JetBlue I fly out Thursday to LA and I'm worried I might need two seats because I'm too phat.
"Ha, yeah, I don't watch a lot of TV. Just Game of Thrones, Mad Men, House of Cards, Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, The Following, Modern-"
My palate is various foods. My canvas is my sheets.
So glad my dog can't tell me about his dreams.
I think it's about time we call the #2 pencil the #1 pencil.